beautifulhetalia:

I love how these two

have the same seiyuu

tags:
#recipes
#YES
#Life Hack

freecie1:

jamilalikemanila:

HOLY FUCK

THE ENTIRE GAME HAS CHANGED

YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS RIGHT HERE

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THE STORE BOUGHT COOKIES THAT NO OTHER COOKIE EVER TASTES LIKE?? AND PROBABLY ARE MADE WITH SECRET GOD-LIKE ADDICTIVE INGREDIENTS??

YOU CAN MAKE THESE FUCKERS AT HOME

THEY’RE CALLED LOFTHOUSE COOKIES AND GOOGLE ‘EM AND FEEL JOY

and i think to myself

what a wonderful world 

(Source: sadwerewolves)

hyperscraps:

cellarspider:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

purrsianstuck:

During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies. 

A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy. 

Mission fucking accomplished

Okay so I love this but it doesn’t cover the half of why the design is awesome and actually borders on making sense.

It wasn’t just that they didn’t want to smell the infected and dead, they thought it was crucial to protecting themselves. They had no way of knowing about what actually caused the plague, and so one of the other theories was that the smell of the infected all by itself was evil and could transmit the plague. So not only would they fill their masks with aromatic herbs and flowers, they would also burn fires in public areas, so that the smell of the smoke would “clear the air”. This all related to the miasma theory of contagion, which was one of the major theories out there until the 19th century. And it makes sense, in a way. Plague victims smelled awful, and there’s a general correlation between horrible septic smells and getting horribly sick if you’re around what causes them for too long.

You can see now that we’ve got two different theories as to what caused the plague that were worked into the design. That’s because the whole thing was an attempt by the doctors to cover as many bases as they could think of, and we’re still not done.

The glass eyepieces. They were either darkened or red, not something you generally want to have to contend with when examining patients. But the plague might be spread by eye contact via the evil eye, so best to ward that off too.

The illustration shows a doctor holding a stick. This was an examination tool, that helped the doctors keep some distance between themselves and the infected. They already had gloves on, but the extra level of separation was apparently deemed necessary. You could even take a pulse with it. Or keep people the fuck away from you, which was apparently a documented use.

Finally, the robe. It’s not just to look fancy, the cloth was waxed, as were all of the rest of their clothes. What’s one of the properties of wax? Water-based fluids aren’t absorbed by it. This was the closest you could get to a sterile, fully protecting garment back then. Because at least one person along the line was smart enough to think “Gee, I’d really rather not have the stuff coming out of those weeping sores anywhere on my person”.

So between all of these there’s a real sense that a lot of real thought was put into making sure the doctors were protected, even if they couldn’t exactly be sure from what. They worked with what information they had. And frankly, it’s a great design given what was available! You limit exposure to aspirated liquids, limit exposure to contaminated liquids already present, you limit contact with the infected. You also don’t give fleas any really good place to hop onto. That’s actually useful.

Beyond that, there were contracts the doctors would sign before they even got near a patient. They were to be under quarantine themselves, they wouldn’t treat patients without a custodian monitoring them and helping when something had to be physically contacted, and they would not treat non-plague patients for the duration. There was an actual system in place by the time the plague doctors really became a thing to make sure they didn’t infect anyone either.

These guys were the product of the scientific process at work, and the scientific process made a bitchin’ proto-hazmat suit. And containment protocols!

god I love these fuckin things

Games

So I started playing league of legends about a week ago or so.

Good lord do I love it. I’m having so much fun and it helps me take out my frustrations.

I also found an app called Deemo. It’s a rhythm game and I swear the music is very beautiful.

Like holy shit it’s so peaceful.

hinanawitenshi:

How to have Sex:

  • GET
  • DOWN
  • YURERU MAWARU FURERU SESTUNAAAAI KIMOCHI

(Source: shameimaruaya)

lay1306:

I’m killing myself with these

part one // part two

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath)

tags:
#ARGH
#Dreamworks

deeperstateofmind:

sweet-plush-rump:

mischiefinthesnow:

jaclcfrost:

do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot

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like

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do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it

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before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows

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i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork

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artwork that melts

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“You are all welcome.” 

Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man

DON’T YOU DARE

(Source: jaclcfrost)

hidekass:

zyzil:

princess-azula:

grapefruitshampoo:

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

tephnos:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

I am seriously concerned for all of you

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

(Source: actualadvicemallard)

seregaki:

SAILOR BOYFRIENDS!

after yesterday’s episode and particularly this scene i couldnt help myself imagining these losers as sailors because im trash 

High-res version on my deviant

(Source: pyracid)

sunyshore:

Haruka and Makoto’s Character Song Series jackets and info are now up on the official site! Go have a look!

Listen to previews here: Haruka, Makoto

Haruka Song Titles:

  • 01. Deep Moment
  • 02. Navy Tomorrow

Makoto Song Titles:

  • 01. 流線の行方
  • 02. Sunshine Season
tags:
#Free! Merch

sunyshore:

POP CANDY ART IS HERE!! Haruka in Wonderland! And color pictures of the figures…!!!

Excuse me, time to go stick my head out the window and scream (with joy). Does Rin have a…is that a hot dog?… is what I first thought, anyway. No, it’s not a hot dog… (it’s an ECLAIR… i know)

tags:
#Logic

sushinfood:

tastefullyoffensive:

20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]

Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT GOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION IF YOU SAY PISS RACK.

chihiro-67:

TSUTAYA行ってきた٩(ˊᗜˋ*)وまこちゃんのポスターかわいい!!PentatonixのCDも欲しかったんだけど売ってなかった…

riku + text posts

(Source: sorceressrinoa)